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Every computer should come with a warning label:...

Posted July, 29 2010 on wannasmile.com

Cause I can relate, yo’. via More »...

My biscuit is nobblier than your biscuit...

Posted July, 28 2010 on The Jannaverse

It's time to try more British groceries!This week the item is called "HobNobs".The package describes them as "Nobbly Oaty Biscuits."Since I don't think I've ever used the word...

Oh Crap...

Posted July, 28 2010 on Id Rather Be Blogging

... it would have been THE. PERFECT. SHOT! But I didn't get it. I didn't get it! Why not? Because I am a lily-livered, cowardly chicken, that's why. If I had a shred of chu...

Do You Talk to Strangers? And How’s That Workin’ Out For Ya?

Posted July, 28 2010 on Nanny Goats in Panties

Why do dogs who meet on the street for the first time in their lives get along so much better than two strangers standing in line at the grocery store? Should I be sniffing th...

SUPER GIANT BIG HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Posted July, 28 2010 on The Mind of Spaz

Yea, I haven’t been around here.  I’ve been working on some other projects. Like this one.  And this one.  And this one.  And some other crap in the works.  B...

Rock [Reality TV] On!

Posted July, 28 2010 on Quirkyloon

Dear A&E, I have noticed that you are adding yet another former rock star reality show to your lineup. I have no problem with this. I was never a Twisted Sister fan, bu...

YANKEE INGENUITY AT ITS BEST...

Posted July, 27 2010 on DEBBIE DOES DRIVEL

Yankee ingenuity is something us New Englanders see and do every day without even thinking about it.  We do what we have to do with what we have to do it.   I...

Annotated Bumper Stickers...

Posted July, 27 2010 on Write in the Kisser

MY CHILD IS the juvenile delinquent who knocked up AN HONOR STUDENT AT SWEET VALLEY HIGH. GOT MILK? Eggs? Bisquick? Good — I’m in the mood for pancakes. HOW’...

Coffee People, you make life suck!

Posted July, 27 2010 on VE's Fantastical Nonsense

I think I’ll just piss off 90% of the adult population by saying that I hate coffee people.Actually, it’s not so much the coffee drinkers, it’s the organization around s...

Is It Cheating Or Is It Called Getting Even?

Posted July, 27 2010 on Beyond Left Field

How many of you would take a lie detector test asking if you had ever cheated on your mate? I'm not asking how many of you would pass. I just wondering how many of you would e...

Swiffer Popularity Spawns ToolFool Household Dating Site...

Posted July, 27 2010 on Of Cabbages and Kings

(This post not affiliated with Swiffer in any way other than this blog author watches entirely too much television.)Recent Swiffer TV commercials have shown that household cle...

I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer and a secret plot to destroy...

Posted July, 26 2010 on Renal Failure

Some people speak to their government by contacting their congressman, others call some windbag on the radio.  I just pick up the phone and speak to the NSA agent tapping my...

Back In the Saddle Again...

Posted July, 26 2010 on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars

Oh, I mean back in the big boy bed again at the sub-acute to heal and do PT...Room 228 and my new phone is 908-222-5152.Not that the hospital wasn't a great place if one has b...

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Posted July, 26 2010 on Sanity on Edge

The big news right now is the anniversary of the boy scouts. Yes, 100 rip roaring years of fun ways to learn new skills. I am sure a good percentage of the leaders are excited...

It’s Hard Being Me...

Posted July, 25 2010 on The Junk Drawer

It’s really a wonder I can function at all. Yesterday I had to get gas for the lawn mower and while pumping the gas was uneventful, driving it home in the trunk of my ca...

The Folly of Heartbreak.

Posted July, 23 2010 on flibbertigibbet

Yes. That's me in the mustard yellow tights. Heartbreak doesn't discriminate, its only folly is loss. It preys on happiness, security and love, and strives to take them away.