Posted July, 29 2010 on wannasmile.com
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Posted July, 28 2010 on The Jannaverse
It's time to try more British groceries!This week the item is called "HobNobs".The package describes them as "Nobbly Oaty Biscuits."Since I don't thin...
Posted July, 28 2010 on Id Rather Be Blogging
... it would have been THE. PERFECT. SHOT! But I didn't get it. I didn't get it! Why not? Because I am a lily-livered, cowardly chicken, that's why...
Posted July, 28 2010 on Nanny Goats in Panties
Why do dogs who meet on the street for the first time in their lives get along so much better than two strangers standing in line at the grocery store...
Posted July, 28 2010 on The Mind of Spaz
Yea, I haven’t been around here.  I’ve been working on some other projects. Like this one.  And this one.  And this one.  And some oth...
Posted July, 28 2010 on Quirkyloon
Dear A&E, I have noticed that you are adding yet another former rock star reality show to your lineup. I have no problem with this. I was never...
Posted July, 27 2010 on DEBBIE DOES DRIVEL
Yankee ingenuity is something us New Englanders see and do every day without even thinking about it.  We do what we have to do with what we have...
Posted July, 27 2010 on Write in the Kisser
MY CHILD IS the juvenile delinquent who knocked up AN HONOR STUDENT AT SWEET VALLEY HIGH. GOT MILK? Eggs? Bisquick? Good — I’m in the mood...
Posted July, 27 2010 on VE's Fantastical Nonsense
I think I’ll just piss off 90% of the adult population by saying that I hate coffee people.Actually, it’s not so much the coffee drinkers, it’s...
Posted July, 27 2010 on Beyond Left Field
How many of you would take a lie detector test asking if you had ever cheated on your mate? I'm not asking how many of you would pass. I just wonderin...
Posted July, 27 2010 on Of Cabbages and Kings
(This post not affiliated with Swiffer in any way other than this blog author watches entirely too much television.)Recent Swiffer TV commercials have...
Posted July, 26 2010 on Renal Failure
Some people speak to their government by contacting their congressman, others call some windbag on the radio.  I just pick up the phone and speak to...
Posted July, 26 2010 on Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars
Oh, I mean back in the big boy bed again at the sub-acute to heal and do PT...Room 228 and my new phone is 908-222-5152.Not that the hospital wasn't a...
Posted July, 26 2010 on Sanity on Edge
The big news right now is the anniversary of the boy scouts. Yes, 100 rip roaring years of fun ways to learn new skills. I am sure a good percentage o...
Posted July, 25 2010 on The Junk Drawer
It’s really a wonder I can function at all. Yesterday I had to get gas for the lawn mower and while pumping the gas was uneventful, driving it h...
Posted July, 23 2010 on flibbertigibbet
Yes. That's me in the mustard yellow tights. Heartbreak doesn't discriminate, its only folly is loss. It preys on happiness, security and love, and s...