“You’re touching me”“No I’m not”“Yes you are”“Technically my finger isn’t actually touching”“Jerk”“I know you are but what...
Oh my heck!You all are NOT going to believe this.The funniest thing happened to me in the car!So I was driving down the street and...No wait.It wasn't...
"I'm so glad you decided to try vegetarianism today," he smiled proudly. "You'll feel so much healthier, I just know it. ... Uh..."He paused as he...
Beginning yesterday morning I started to feel like shit, e.g., sickly... Today thine shit hast struck! I don't know what the problem. I'm protected ag...
Spring has sprung Winter's gone (Pffft! Yeah, right.)Time to drop 10 And put on the thong With the onslaught of the warmer weather, though...
Avonia the Wiccan Pimp is out on the streets, keeping her pimp hand strong and other pimp-related program activities, when Tag Larkin comes up to her...
Once upon a time, I challenged a young blogger named Dsizzle to a rap battle for the ages. Though he hasn’t been in the game long, he’s de...
"...If you or a loved one suffered serious injury or death," explained the commercial.My brain immediately blocked out just which lawfirm it was, and...
You guys are always pulling through for me. Last night I was tearing my hair out trying to come up with a post. I remarked on Facebook that my husband...
1. Visit a friend who is in the middle of putting a puzzle together. Notice how much you enjoy helping him with it. 2. Receive a puzzle from said fri...
First I must preface this post by stating unequivocally that I am not a Tim Horton's person.Gasp you may (I heard you), but this Canuck prefers Starbu...
Let me tell you, there is truly nothing worse than knowing people that are broke. It's just my luck that I so happen to know many people that are not...
There have been people who were at one time a part of my every day for many years. And now they are...[cue over-dramatic music] but a distant memory,...
Well the marketing gurus over at Fleechem Uncouth Cockman and Knight are back with another campaign that will have the public eating out of their hand...