Posted March, 12 2010 on
“You’re touching me”“No I’m not”“Yes you are”“Technically my finger isn’t actually touching”“Jerk”“I know you are but what...
Posted March, 12 2010 on
Oh my heck!You all are NOT going to believe this.The funniest thing happened to me in the car!So I was driving down the street and...No wait.It wasn't...
Posted March, 11 2010 on
"I'm so glad you decided to try vegetarianism today," he smiled proudly. "You'll feel so much healthier, I just know it. ... Uh..."He paused as he...
Posted March, 11 2010 on
Beginning yesterday morning I started to feel like shit, e.g., sickly... Today thine shit hast struck! I don't know what the problem. I'm protected ag...
Posted March, 10 2010 on
Spring has sprung Winter's gone (Pffft! Yeah, right.)Time to drop 10 And put on the thong With the onslaught of the warmer weather, though...
Posted March, 10 2010 on
Avonia the Wiccan Pimp is out on the streets, keeping her pimp hand strong and other pimp-related program activities, when Tag Larkin comes up to her...
Posted March, 10 2010 on
Once upon a time, I challenged a young blogger named Dsizzle to a rap battle for the ages. Though he hasn’t been in the game long, he’s de...
Posted March, 10 2010 on
"...If you or a loved one suffered serious injury or death," explained the commercial.My brain immediately blocked out just which lawfirm it was, and...
Posted March, 10 2010 on
You guys are always pulling through for me. Last night I was tearing my hair out trying to come up with a post. I remarked on Facebook that my husband...
Posted March, 9 2010 on
1. Visit a friend who is in the middle of putting a puzzle together. Notice how much you enjoy helping him with it. 2. Receive a puzzle from said fri...
Posted March, 9 2010 on
First I must preface this post by stating unequivocally that I am not a Tim Horton's person.Gasp you may (I heard you), but this Canuck prefers Starbu...
Posted March, 8 2010 on
Let me tell you, there is truly nothing worse than knowing people that are broke. It's just my luck that I so happen to know many people that are not...
Posted March, 7 2010 on
There have been people who were at one time a part of my every day for many years. And now they are...[cue over-dramatic music] but a distant memory,...
Posted March, 7 2010 on
Well the marketing gurus over at Fleechem Uncouth Cockman and Knight are back with another campaign that will have the public eating out of their hand...