Posted February, 8 2010 on
The other day I was chatting online with my new black Army friend who convinced me that this whole "Don't Axe, Don't Tell" military po...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Hola amigos! I needed a break so I took a little trip down Mexico way for the weekend. All went well until I hit the freeway closing last night just...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
My auto insurance policy rate has been exactly the same for the past five years. Until yesterday, that is, when I received my new bill. I opened yest...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Romeo, RomeoGet off of my balcony or I will get a restraining orderRoses Are Red, Violets Are BlueIf the kitchen isn’t clean in the morningI will go...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Hey you. Yes, you. At the drink dispenser. Filling your Styrofoam cup with water and capping it with a plastic lid. You who I see doing this every day...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
“I figured something out the other day on Facebook,” says Ninja Vicki. “You cannot type the phrase “happy birthday”...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
I'm sitting here amongst two banana peels, burning incense and with my 'num lock' on. I never turn on my 'num lock'. I don't even know what a fucking...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
With the Kindle, and now the introduction of the unfortunately-named iPad--(a moniker which was supposed to call to mind a user-friendly suite of prod...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Bad news folks - it's over. The strain of courting in the public eye finally got to me and fellow blogger Rapunzel. After a long argument chat last...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
..and that's why I'm not allowed in the men's room at work ever again.Perhaps I shall back up.I walked into the men's room the other day to pee.This i...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Prorogation Reaches End, Dead End by Uni Blogger IQALUIT, NUNAVUT (Slings and Arrows) - Thanks to its worldwide network of correspondents, gossips, sp...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
My cancer treatment was stepped up somewhat last week when I visited the hospital for a scan. The scan is one of several in preparation for radi...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Believe it or not, I recently became bored while sitting around watching television. This shocked me because my philosophy has always been that when y...
Posted February, 8 2010 on
Was it just me?Or did the Super Bowl commercials seem rather meh?And did this year hold the record for most Super Bowl commercials featuring underwear...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
Recovering Catholic that I am...Each Friday night after work Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steaks for the neighborhood. All o...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
Clippings From the Fridge is a weekly series found here every Monday, inspired by the Two Nuns, One Gun story. These are wacky true news stories strai...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
And we have a winner. That’s right folks, he’s too good for just one space. He needs to fuck up the entire line of cars! Must be a Republ...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
Chris at Enchanted Oak is doing a Simple Things Challenge this weekend. Post about simple things you cherish, link up and for each post or comment on...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
Sometimes I do things that are the right thing to do, even though I can’t really do much. With the weekend blizzard in the DC area I called...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
Dear Readers, I’d sincerely like to thank you for helping me make it to the championship round of Blogger Idol, hosted by Knucklehead! I honest...
Posted February, 7 2010 on
It's Super Bowl Weekend! I thought we'd celebrate by looking at the Colt's and Saint's players who were arrested this year. Sadly their were no C...
Posted February, 6 2010 on
go ahead, call me an agitator. call me a con artist, a trickster, a deceiver; ive been called worse. after posting this manifesto I will go undergroun...
Posted February, 5 2010 on
Some people think having reading material in the bathroom is gross. I think not having reading material in your bathroom is gross. What th...
Posted February, 4 2010 on
(an updated version from the Lawrence Journal-World's River City Jules)Our family grew by two over the winter break. We planned to give our two olde...