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It's time to try more British groceries!This week the item is called "HobNobs".The package describes them as "Nobbly Oaty Biscuits."Since I don't thin...
... it would have been THE. PERFECT. SHOT! But I didn't get it. I didn't get it! Why not? Because I am a lily-livered, cowardly chicken, that's why...
Why do dogs who meet on the street for the first time in their lives get along so much better than two strangers standing in line at the grocery store...
Yea, I haven’t been around here. I’ve been working on some other projects. Like this one. And this one. And this one. And some oth...
Dear A&E, I have noticed that you are adding yet another former rock star reality show to your lineup. I have no problem with this. I was never...
Yankee ingenuity is something us New Englanders see and do every day without even thinking about it. We do what we have to do with what we have...
MY CHILD IS the juvenile delinquent who knocked up AN HONOR STUDENT AT SWEET VALLEY HIGH. GOT MILK? Eggs? Bisquick? Good — I’m in the mood...
I think I’ll just piss off 90% of the adult population by saying that I hate coffee people.Actually, it’s not so much the coffee drinkers, it’s...
How many of you would take a lie detector test asking if you had ever cheated on your mate? I'm not asking how many of you would pass. I just wonderin...
(This post not affiliated with Swiffer in any way other than this blog author watches entirely too much television.)Recent Swiffer TV commercials have...
Some people speak to their government by contacting their congressman, others call some windbag on the radio. I just pick up the phone and speak to...
Oh, I mean back in the big boy bed again at the sub-acute to heal and do PT...Room 228 and my new phone is 908-222-5152.Not that the hospital wasn't a...
The big news right now is the anniversary of the boy scouts. Yes, 100 rip roaring years of fun ways to learn new skills. I am sure a good percentage o...
It’s really a wonder I can function at all. Yesterday I had to get gas for the lawn mower and while pumping the gas was uneventful, driving it h...
Yes. That's me in the mustard yellow tights. Heartbreak doesn't discriminate, its only folly is loss. It preys on happiness, security and love, and s...